As an appropriate first post, I thought I'd begin here:
In coming up with a name for this Blog I - like all beginning bloggers - thought that it should be something witty, and yes, in some sense, punny. Though the pressure of a name led to a lapse in brain activity and all I could come up with was "The Pitt Pot." This had something to do with my last name being Olives...insert courtesy laugh here. So I turned to what I thought might be a reasonably better source of potential names...my boyfriend. Our text conversation went as follows:
Me: I'm starting a blog. Suggestions? I thought of "Pitt Pot." Cause it sounds funny to say.
BF: How about "Olives the Kings Horses"
Me: (silence)
BF: Um HELLO! That's gold.
Me: Who ARE you?
BF: I think that's pretty fucking clever. "Olive's Loaf"?
Me: Warmer...
BF: I think "Olive the King's Horses" is fucking brilliant.
ME: You can do better. Toooo punny for me. Still prefer "Pitt Pot." C'mon. Impress me!
BF: Ok Tiff.
SIDEBAR - Tiffany is my sister and I love her very much but wit is not part of her overall inventory.
ME: WTF? Oh hell no.
BF: "Littlefield's, Big World." All I gotta say.
SIDEBAR - Tiffany recently set up a blog for her family and was asking me for names. I thought that "Littlefield's, Big World" was hilarious as it was a reference to both that reality show about the little people (which I haven't seen but LOVE the idea of) and her married last name, Littlefield.
ME: Pffft. How about "The Rhubarbed Wire." Does that sound like a fat girl's blog?
BF: Why don't you just ask Ryan instead of poorly trying to copy him?
SIDEBAR - Ok. So, my best friend Ryan IS the funniest and wittiest person I know and for some reason, my boyfriend likes to irk me by always suggesting that I'm trying to immitate him.
ME: Hater. And no. And hater.
BF: You ask my opinion.
ME: "Olive the King's Horses" reminds me of a Ren Faire.
BF: How about "Olive the Little Things"? Pun intentional.
ME: That's better...
BF: You're tacky.
Scene.
So that wasn't very helpful. Then I played with some other ideas, most of which were taken. I tried "Pavlov's Squirrel," which I thought was cute, but then realized that It was too cute so I changed that. In doing all of this I realized, I hate puns. As much as I try to use them (and for certain I'll slip up often) I always reflect with the same puzzlement; "why?"
i.e. "Pun Assassin."
So be it.
11 September 2009
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